Lasse00
24-06-2011, 23:43
Alle fantastische One-liners op internet wil ik bij deze graag met jullie delen. Ideeën zijn natuurlijk altijd welkom.
- Bend the rules, Rule the bends.
- Handling > Horsepower ... Yeah right!
- You never have too much horsepower...You're just low on grip.
- Offset = Everything.
by: HellaFlush
- Low is a lifestyle.
by: Mitta & StanceWorks
- Paint 'n Chrome wont get you home.
- Speed never killed anybody. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what get you.
by: Jeremy Clarkson
- Gaat het niet...dan schaad het niet.
- Change the cars features, not it's heritage.
- Wie mooi wil zijn moet pijn leiden, Wie laag wil zijn moet omrijden.
by: redjetta
- Liever een ster in m'n ruit dan op m'n motorkap.
- I rather push a VW then drive a F*RD.
- When in doubt, go flat out.
by: Colin McRae
- Never drive faster than your guardian Angel can fly.
by: Geoff89
- If you can read this, I'm having Turbo-lag.
- Bags are for Groceries.
- Praise the Lowered.
- I used all of my sick days, so i called in dead.
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
- Als ik door iedereen leuk aardig gevonden wil worden, was ik wel Cliniclown geworden.
by: De Pul
- Veeel nedrglands gehebt......,wijnig gehielpt.
by: bivw 16vg60
- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
- Welcome to the Internet; where Men are Men, Women are Men and Little Girls are FBI Agents.
by: Tjaap
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
by: Jel Golf 2 GTI
- If I agree with you we'd both be wrong.
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
- Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture when the lights are out.
- Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
- Girls are like phones...Love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you get disconnected.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...So I said "Implants?"
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look forward to the trip.
- A bus is a vehicle that drives twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
- Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Als iemand deze One-liners gebruikt als Quote of Signature, meld het even, dan zet ik zijn/haar naam erbij.
Een aantal zijn hier namelijk van het forum.
Nogmaals, post je eigen ideeën maar in.
MVG, Lasse
- Bend the rules, Rule the bends.
- Handling > Horsepower ... Yeah right!
- You never have too much horsepower...You're just low on grip.
- Offset = Everything.
by: HellaFlush
- Low is a lifestyle.
by: Mitta & StanceWorks
- Paint 'n Chrome wont get you home.
- Speed never killed anybody. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what get you.
by: Jeremy Clarkson
- Gaat het niet...dan schaad het niet.
- Change the cars features, not it's heritage.
- Wie mooi wil zijn moet pijn leiden, Wie laag wil zijn moet omrijden.
by: redjetta
- Liever een ster in m'n ruit dan op m'n motorkap.
- I rather push a VW then drive a F*RD.
- When in doubt, go flat out.
by: Colin McRae
- Never drive faster than your guardian Angel can fly.
by: Geoff89
- If you can read this, I'm having Turbo-lag.
- Bags are for Groceries.
- Praise the Lowered.
- I used all of my sick days, so i called in dead.
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
- Als ik door iedereen leuk aardig gevonden wil worden, was ik wel Cliniclown geworden.
by: De Pul
- Veeel nedrglands gehebt......,wijnig gehielpt.
by: bivw 16vg60
- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
- Welcome to the Internet; where Men are Men, Women are Men and Little Girls are FBI Agents.
by: Tjaap
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
by: Jel Golf 2 GTI
- If I agree with you we'd both be wrong.
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
- Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture when the lights are out.
- Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
- Girls are like phones...Love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you get disconnected.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...So I said "Implants?"
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look forward to the trip.
- A bus is a vehicle that drives twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
- Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Als iemand deze One-liners gebruikt als Quote of Signature, meld het even, dan zet ik zijn/haar naam erbij.
Een aantal zijn hier namelijk van het forum.
Nogmaals, post je eigen ideeën maar in.
MVG, Lasse