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09-11-2004, 06:22

vw_dick

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when asked for first date advice...

this is what someone posted on a local vw forum, had to cross post it - funniest post i've read anywhere in a long fucking time:

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malamikigo:

one time i met this chick and me and her were really into each other and all. i asked her out, she said yes. we went for dinner, and then a nice walk on the beach, ending up under the pier, where i fucked her in the ass. it was good, i mean, i couldn't complain. and then when she wasn't looking i squirted it in her hair. she didn't like that, so i knocked her out and went home. it might have been the most romantic night of my life.

09-11-2004, 08:49

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that's my live he's talking about...

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09-11-2004, 10:24

vw_dick

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^ is your real name "Sam Ewing"?

10-11-2004, 21:48

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perhaps it's me, maybe it's someone i quoted

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