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28-09-2004, 16:04
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Acronyms
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW Bought My Wife Break My Window (and steal my radio) Big Money Waste Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Extensively Throughout DODGE Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dead On Day Guarantee Expires FIAT Fix It All the Time Fix It Again, Tony Failed Italian Automotive Technology Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD Fast Only Rolling Downhill Fix Or Repair Daily First On Race Day Fucking Old Rebuilt Dodge Found On Road Dead Faggot Operated Road Disaster Found On Rednecks Driveway GM General Maintenance GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming? gay man's chevy GTO Get Tools Out HONDA Had One Never Did Again Hold On Not Done Accelerating How Odd, No Damn Acceleration HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... KIA killed in action kick it again LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious. MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MOPAR My Old Plymouth Always Runs Move Over People Are Racing Mostly Old Parts And Rust NISSAN Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon Now In Some Shotty Automobile Nightmare OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PONTIAC Poor Old Nerd Thinks Its A Cadillac PORSCHE Proof Our Rich Spoiled Children Have Everything SAAB Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Something Almost Always Broken Sad Attempt At Beauty Send Another Automobile Back Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid Volkswagen "very obese losers knowingly suffer with all german engineered nonsense VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object Vehicle On Lift Very Often VTEC Very Torqueless Engine Configuration Valve Tic ENgine Cracked VW Virtually Worthless Very Wrong
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