let's rename the general off topic forum "vw_dick's corner"
 

and i promise to whore more off topic material than you even thought tjaap was capable of. :D

go wash your volvo ;)

YeaH!. Wax It!

now now... you know i only have my car washed on special occassions when the time is just right to create a massive Tron detailing thread... :p:D

besides, i just ordered a new digicam off of ebay... and once it arrives, i need an excuse to whore a lotta photos. :D

& if you meant to say vulva/box, well, i'm male - & i showered hours ago, it's almost 4am, so i'm gonna catch some shuteye rather than wash my sac - if that's okay with you. :p

Hell yeah, a real Volvo type TANK !!

Where's the turret???

you def need tron in your avatar...

make me one, pic whore

do it yourself smilie whore ;)

don't you remember a year or so ago it took me like 3 hours to extremely poorly ms PAINT a fucking clog & tulips into the hatch of a dub??? lol

http://www.volksforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2141

:D

woah...you can swear here!?!?!?!?!

well duh.... you're in europe now...